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Let us remind you of the good old days of the iPhone's release.
Posted by LtMcMuffin Jun. 28, 2008 @ 2:26 PM EDTHey, guys, do you remember when Green Day released American Idiot? Who remembers 9/11? How about that Iraq War? Who can still recall the glorious days of Guitar Hero? Numa Numa sure was funny.
VH1, renown for its programming such as 10 Nuttiest Freak-Outs, Maxim Hot 100, I Love the 70s/80s/90s, and ten thousand other shows involving lists, has a new show. "I Love the New Millennium."
Now, a lot of comedians rely on referencing outdated material, so a series that is essentially an hour of taking you back a few decades and exploiting your nostalgia trip seems alright. But with the addition of this new show (they shorten it to iLove), they killed their horse and beat it, too.
Turning a blind eye to the fact that it hasn't even been a fucking decade yet, iLove is the perfect show for people who have been in a coma for the past 8 years. Addressing Youtube, the new Pope, the iPhone, steroid usage in baseball, subjects so recent that dust hasn't had time to settle, iLove effectively takes a shit in the mouth of sentient beings across the globe.
Sudoku is very new, but don't let that stop you from enjoying your fond memories of it. Luckily, we have the world's laziest comedians (sorry Gilbert Gottfried) talking about it like a grandfather with his favorite war stories. I mean god damnit people, what the fuck?
Just to show their lack of respect towards intelligence, every single one of their advertisements involve the old "Wazzup" ads.
God damnit...
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